Oh, ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts and expect a rollercoaster ride of insanity! "Cocaine Bear" is an absolute trip, in more kinds of ways. The film takes the "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a shocking horror comedy that is sure to get you laughing, scratching the inside of your skull, and asking questions about whether the lifestyle choices are right for bears and drug smugglers.


Cocaine Bear

From the moment we see the dashing Andrew C Thornton, played well by Matthew Rhys, you know you're in for a wild experience. He's an smuggler that has style of grace, style, and tendency to throw his cargo in the most unlikely locations. He didn't realize at the time he'd unbeknownst to himself create the mythology of the 20th century "Cocaine Bear!"

Now, forget what you think you know about bears, and their eating habits. The film takes a tough view and states that once bears are exposed to cocaine, they won't be just partying; they are bloodthirsty! Move over, Godzilla There's a new the king of town, and you can find him in a bear with penchant for powdered substances.

Our cast of characters which includes the inept police officers along with the unlucky criminals and innocent citizens who failed to find their way from a plastic bag are sure to leave you stunned. Their collective incompetence truly is an amazing sight. If you ever find yourself in need of some laughs you can imagine police officers Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to figure out an issue without shooting each other.

Also, let's not forget our courageous adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. They're not from the movie found in "Frozen." Two hikers discover the riches of Colombian goodness, and before you know it, they've been able to say "Bearzilla," they become one of the main targets for the Cocaine Bear's insatiable hunger. Do you really need anyone to have a Disney princess when there's a snorting, rampaging bear in the wild?

The film is a perfect mix of humor and terror which makes you laugh at once and then clutching you popcorn in fear next. Its body count grows faster than you can count the curls of your neck, which is why you'll want to cheer for every loss with great pleasure. This is just like watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.

And now, let's talk about the ultimate showdown. Picture this: a waterfall running in the background our family comprising Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry ready to take on this beast called the Cocaine Bear. It's an epic battle for that will last forever, complete with an explosion, the roar of a bear and enough white powder put Tony Montana to shame. When you think that you've seen the last of bear you, it's brought back by a cocaine explosion! Talk about a new era of the legendary scale.

Sure "Cocaine Bear" may have it's flaws. The editing feels as unstable just like a caffeinated squirrel leaving you scratching your head and wondering if the film reel was secretly used as an scratching piece. It's not a problem, viewers, for the bear's CGI can be amazingly top quality. This bear takes over the show regardless of whether those who edited the show appeared to feel a bit sated their own.

The movie is a mixture of double-crossings, tension, and a surprising bond. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. When the show is over before you depart the theater with a smile across your face, you should remember the reviewer's final advice: Keep bears away from food, especially not drugs or fellow hiking buddies. It's a guarantee that it won't take a lot of time for anyone who is involved.

Therefore, get your popcorn and buckle up then get ready to be transported into the outrageous world of "Cocaine Bear." The film is an unforgettable experience which will leave you in shock, wondering about the impact of bears and their Cocaine Bear movie review undiscovered party possibilities.